When did that one start?

A research on see-finish and its extensive consequences.

Written by Chef Human

Distant Collaborators: Ugo C Shege, Nami Forcop, Godu Abeg O., Wetinma I. Donsee, Watima Gbo et al.

Editor in Chief: Dermnevah C. Micumin

Published: 12 November 2022.

INTRODUCTION

During the evolution of life, mankind stood tall at the order of things. Man, regardless of age and height, lived happily and fed with one another until the early era of civilization came.

Men began to take the place of the God in judgment and they were judged by women and their fellow men with cadence on their weight, muscle, amount of wealth they have amassed, quality of women they attracted and how swift they were at averting sapa (a virus that plagued every man, woman and even animals) before the end of their early year,( read twenties). This was the early years of civilization, otherwise regarded as the rise of elitism and the dawn of sapa

This virus has developed over the centuries, claiming thousands of lives. Herbal concoctions (juju; eg. Blood money) were used to avert this virus in young people who were consistently experiencing it's symptoms in many strands such as Sapa B+, Sapa minus 1, Sapa Deja Vu, sapa familiar et al and has been found in hosts commonly domesticated in the western part of Africa.

A common attribute that depicts cured hosts that once were carriers of this virus is the occasional yet mentally disturbing cases of see finish, see finish +, and when did that one start, a very common yet unpleasant occurrence experienced and expressed by the victims.

In this discourse, we will be highlighting the various types of sapa with references to their indigenous origins and effects on Africans, with bias peculiarity on the plagued Nigerian man in relation to the subject; When did that one start?

Before we begin, we must first understand the meaning of sapa, its economic importance, the variety that exists, the side effects, and ways to mitigate it during and pre it's occurrence.

What is Sapa?

In 1859, Sapa was first discovered and defined as the abject absence of wealth by Iyatijemi Laye, an African American Laureate who experienced the early stages of the virus while working with an American printing press. His life was known for long suffering till he ended it before the first gunshot in WWI

It was later rediscovered in 1992 on another coast by a group of science students led by Wetinma I. Donsee during a quest to quench hunger with consequent consumption of legumes, watery beans.

In an article shared by Zikoko, Wetinma described the discovery as the chronic absence of wealth and the degradation of the human mind below the Mariana Trench, which denies him the mental capacity to behold any thought of wealth acquisition.

During the behavioral research executed by the World Poverty Organization. Sapa was discovered in various strands in multiple subjects that were exposed to it from unknown sources. The behavioral effects that developed before laboratory evaluation were;

• Consistent craving of watery beans

• Lack of sleep at night

• Consistent begging

• Use of battered shoes (see Fig. 21)

• Use of cold water for eba

• Constant desire to watch DSTV ch.100

• Oversleeping

• Use of vegetable oil as shoe polish and body lotion

The economic importance of Sapa.

Sapa helps you stay in your lane

It builds character and keeps its victims humble

(More context in section 223, Dawn of Sapa)

Types of Sapa

Sapa Olomi; this strand of the virus causes its victims to pretend they have a healthy lifestyle of constantly drinking water. Most of them are just hungry. When you see a person like that, please offer them food, good food.

Sapa Elepo; This causes victims to fry eggs with unbleached and bleached banga (ofada) oil.

Sapa Mapami; This type of sapa causes hallucinations in its hosts, which causes them to think out loud more often than normal. Matured carriers of the virus are often seen and heard begging the virus not to take their lives, hence its tag, “mapami” - don't kill me.

Sapa Bien Merci; this strand of sapa ruins its victim beyond medical and psychological redemption. You just have to pray that God has mercy on them because nothing is going well in their lives. It becomes so evident in their lives that they lose their original identities and act like peasants.

After Effects of Sapa.

According to historical-based evidence, one of the most common and prominent after effects of sapa following the cure of its symptoms is see-finish.

Former hosts of the virus aim to earn, demand respect from their peers who have once suffered the plague and the ones who were immune to it. Alas, this doesn’t happen overnight. It takes tons of effort and a considerable amount of energy for non-flamed people to forget that people who suffered from the plague once suffered from it. However, with the intervention of Human behavioral researcher, Dr. Sodiq Ogbon, we have methods that have been proven to help mitigate this problem by utter avoidance of triggers that cause see-finish.

The following are proven methods to avoid see finish and see finish triggers;

• Avoid conversations about sapa as a major topic

• Do not attend occasions without a clear and proper invitation

  • Dress accordingly, do not manage any outfit to an event. You either have it or you don’t.

• Watch, observe before you speak

• Avoid begging and borrowing from people

• Moderation is key in life; do not give too much or too little information about yourself or anything else

  • This doesn’t encourage you to hoard vital information about yourself or anything else

• Watch as you dey do, no dey do anyhow

• Don’t be a simp to all women or all men. Choose your candidate wisely and stick with them.

• Be independent, it will give you another level of respect for you and from you.

• Avoid beans

These methods, albeit proven to be effective, have been found ineffective in cases where families, lovers, and sexual partners are involved. This does not negate their efficacy but gives room for more research work to be done.

Consequences of See Finish

• Memory triggers

• Low vibrational anger (commonly found in short people below 5”11)

• Mood swings

• Undiagnosed symptoms of depression

• Barking dog chihuahua symptoms (found in people who supposedly believe everyone has seen them finish)

• When did that one start? A constant questioning of oneself on the reasons why see finish was exhibited to the victim.

References

Toyosi Godwin, MannieTheStar, Kunle A Ayo, et al.

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